Mama, it wuz not wurth convincing Dada to spend da $3.99 :(
Sunday, December 25, 2011
It was a gud morning akshully! i got up, an den i got two new toys! i dun know why! den we went ovah to dada's pawents house, an hung out! I dun know why! I did get some tweats doh.
Den we got home, an i pwayed wif my toys again! den i fell aseep. da night is not ovah, but i know wike, twee hours or somefing wiffout a nap is way too wong for any day, even a kissmas day!
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
It was onwy downhill fwom der. I's had to hab my eye cweaned out, cuz i had.. goo in it cuz i skwatched it. i din do it on purpose. :(
i had to go in da oddah woom WIFFout mama. i wuz shakin an scawed. mama wuz weely sad, she said (hrumph) but den she wuz destwacted cuz da wandfish had to be pwobed an pwodded too. i guess it wuzzent sick doh, but had to cwean out it's nose. I kinna fewt bad for it waiter...cuz i knew how howwible da vet is! I wuz gwad to see mama again an go home.
Wen we got home, mama put da wandfish up, an den we went to go get daizy...but we stayed an mama an dada had fud cuz i guess it's dada's birffday today! den mama went to wurk...an dada an i waited foh her. we all home now, an i got cookies :)
whew...it wuz a wong day!!!
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Well, oddah den dat i went to da dog pawk today, an pwayed wiff a fwench buwdog. it wuz fun!
hmm i fink dats all dats been goin on! I's take a nap now!
Monday, December 5, 2011
anyways, i habin't got to go in a few days. My eye is bettah doh. Not weely crusty anymoah. No moh sneezin. I wuz sneezin wike...a hunned times in a woe! It's been soooo windy an cowld! i bet der is so many gud smells floatin awound out der. *sigh*
Mama an dada hab been doing somefing cawld "deocoratin for kismass". mama gibes me kisses aw da tyme. we don't need to cewebwate dat!!!
OH mama just had a showah. I wanted to go in wiff her, but dis tyme i onwy stayed outside da showah doorah, so she put a bwanket on me. I curled up. I did make suah to gib her toe an weg kisses wen she got out doh. didnt eben hab to move out fwom unna my bwanket!
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Monday, November 28, 2011
u can email mama at firstname.lastname@example.org an dun forget to put in da subject dat yoo wanna eat tweats!
Mama got cawd into work until 9 too....now i is more bummed. i wills update wattter. booo icky :( seems wike a wot of bassets is sick watewe! icky :(
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Friday, November 25, 2011
Isn't dat wut its cawd when da mama leaves an da Dada sgot to take care of da twiddle ones instead o da good ol mama doin things? I mean mama knows where struff goes, where da food I's...AND wemembas to feed us. Dada forgets to do dat wast one, AND he took down da sliding gwass dog door Cuz it's so cold. Now we has to go tell Dada we needs outside! Takes fohevah foh him to pause his Xbox (its not werwy cardboard so I dun her why its cawd a box!) An wet us out! Pee in da front Dada, poop in da back! Well anyway i's gonna twi to make mama sleep now. I may be a siwwy Basset
ut even I know its gonna b c
xy foh her wurkin retail on tankshgivin shopping day sale! Sleeeep mama!
Thursday, November 24, 2011
weelly, i dun know what i'm missin, so i guess it's otay! :)
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
I knew i did bad. wen mama came down, i hid in my bed. She wuz all quite in da kitchen cweaning it up...but den she twicked me. She got bweakfast out, an gabe daizy some...so i waited. I waited. finalwwy i came in da kitchen, an dat's wen mama caught me an shook da twash can at me an towd me i wuz bad :(
Aftah i got punished, she gabe me brweakfast doh.
I's been in my bed aseep now.
I KNOWS i gets in twouble wen i get into da twash. WHy do i dos it den?? poor me!
Sunday, November 20, 2011
How am i supposed to go poop? :(
Thursday, November 17, 2011
Furst Dada got sick, now mama iz sick...an den Daisy frew up in her bed wast nite, an mama sez she finks dayze did it again, but dat we're goin back to seep foh a bit wonger Cuz mama haz to weeve an go to wurk soon. BUT mama sez she had to eurk hard so she stands out, Cuz den too get morah hours. I towd her to wurk soft an stand in, so den I gets mor hours wiff her! Silly mama sez she may gonna have to wurk at an office job again,Eben doh petsmawrt iz so cool. Sumtin about dat dawn munny stuff again.
I sez MAMA! We don't need munny stuff! Wets go huntin for foods! But she pointed out that all I find in da woods iz deer poops to eat an she Don wanna et dat. WElllll fine den mama yoo cen juss hab da odder poos i be find! Siwwy mama
Monday, November 14, 2011
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
i awso got a wrappah fwom mama's twash tonighte! yeah, no wules foh me! i's totally a big dowg, i can do wut i's want!
mama came downstairs an go weely mad at me, an made me get in my bed an woulnd't let me out :( i was sad, an den fell aseep. Aftah she went to work...dada was home! so, to comfort dada dat mama wuz gone, i fought i'd getup in her chair to be near him...he didn't seem to mind, so i thought he wouldn't mind if i just took another wook at dat table for some haowoeen candy...an i got spanked! I didn't hurt, an ihab no idea why he did dat! he was fussing an yelling, an i just started at him an wagged my tail an walked away. dada's kinda always yellin to himself anyway : )
Monday, November 7, 2011
mama an dada had pizza (i didn't get none ): an watche tupid movies tonight. But it was COWLD cuz of da wain, so i asked mama ovah an ovah to sit in her wap an get warm! she always gives in : ) we got a bwanket an i went to seep, an mama compwained a few times dat her wegs wuz crwamped up, an der wuzn't woom foh me, but we managed!
eben daizy sat wiff dada! otay, well, i fink i'm gonna go up ta bed an pway wiff a squeakah toy an den get all warm wiff mama an seep in, cuz she don haveta wurk tomorrow!! But mama sed she's gonna get a SECOND job soon! i fink dats horrible cuz it's wess mama time. but, hey, someone haz ta buy da pureena around here so i's undahstands! shes onwy wurkin part-tyme anyways. i's still misses my mama doh. Maybe daizy can get a job so mama haz to wurk less! : )
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Here, see da evadence?
dey took pictuahs to be insulting
and DEN dada did even moh! He took Videos!!!
Just to be MOH insulting!
I dun know wut to fink. dey didn't even bwing me back anyfing. i was weely happy to see dem wen dey got back, but i did twi to ignoah dem wen we got home. mama did twi to make it up to me, but i iz having none of dat. i mean, weely, de weft me, den dey got home an messed around wiff da airsqueakah, an da landfish, an da fish-feesh, an den expect me to be nice? no! I kinda got ovah it doh, cuz i got weel itchy again while dey were gone so i got a hydro-kort-i-zone spway baff, an some benidryl, so i waz kinna sweepy. mama an dada been weel nice to me, an making me feel bettah, an i got tweats, so...maybe i's forgibe dem a bit. i kinda too sweepy to be mad still.
but i did make surah to glare at dem a bit. dey need to know, aftah all. dey shudn't weave der bowser!!!
Thursday, October 27, 2011
She went to da POUND (i fink dat is a bad pwace, Daisy sez she's been der an it's howwible, so i'm gwad ive never had to go der!) an brought home....you guessed it...MORE landfish! i guess deez landfish needed a home. Der iz two of dem. Bowff of dem are juss wike two odder landfeesh mama has...she cawls dem "ball pyfons". I fink mama has wike...11 landfish now...weelly! One of dem eben i felt sowwy for because it was weely skinny. Hey, i guess eben landfish can eat *rolls eyes* wutevah, i still bite my landfish toy whenebber mama spends too much time wiff dem instead of me!
So, i guess one day wen we hab our own house mama is gonna be taking in all kind of landfish...she called it a "snake wescue". She is twying to come up wiff a name for her wescue. I suggested "toopid landfeesh pwace dat takes my mama" but she wudn't go for it =P
OH i did get to go to da dog pawk today!!! I wan and wan and WAN wiff dis one dog. I is sooo tired tonight! good funs : )
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
diss link show a nannerpuss
So, dat wuz my night a few nights ago. da only good ting is she didn't dwess me up wike a fish, or an air squeakah....it wuz all juss hoomilleating. at weast it wasn't a baff. *sigh!!*
Bowser's rules of organization:
Mama or Dada must be near at all times.
You can ONLY poop by the back fence.
You can ONLY pee in the potty box.
Exceptions: As soon as it's dark, you may only pee on the grass in the front yard. You must bug all humans and cry until you are allowed to go out the front to pee. Pooping is still okay in the back yard by the fence, but only if the porch light is on. There is no going out the back until the porch light is on.
Water must be consumed in gallons.
At night, and once upstairs, you may only drink water upstairs. If a human tries to give you water downstairs, ignore them, go upstairs, and wait by the upstairs water bowl until the human gives in and gives you water in that location.
Every night before bed it is time to play with a toy. Squeaker toys are preferred, but quite ones are acceptable if dada is already asleep.
All toys, at any time of day, must be soft and fuzzy. No socks. No rubber.
Paper can be chewed instead of a toy, but before bed there is no exception to the toy rule.
Once in the kitchen, one rug must be lied on. If mama is at the sink, take the one by the microwave. If a human is by the microwave, don't move.
When dada makes nachos, make sure to be in the kichen salivating, because he ALWAYS drops some.
When dada leaves for work, his side of the bed is forefit.
Always guard mama when she's in the bathroom. She might never come out! Plop outside the door loudly, and if she lets you in, be wary that sometimes that means it's bath-time.
Never eat pills that you're given, only eat them if you've stolen the pill bottle for them. That way you can see what you're getting.
Make sure to keep on eye on mama's chapstick at all times. Grab it as SOON as she gets up and leaves it, that way there is plenty of time to eat it before she gets back.
Monday, October 17, 2011
Doh she did make me wurk for it...i had to get a shampooless shampoo spray baff fiurst cuz she said i stink :(
dun she know i wurk all day on gettin dat purfeckt smell? Ugh mama.
hmm wut else....well last night mama dwessed me up in some tupid corstooms. She got pictuahs but dey iz on her phone an she iz lazy an don put dem on da computah yet.
hmm i awmost caught dat tupid airfish again da odda day, an i got yelled at, but i dun care, i iz gonna get it soon!
wets see...erm...i fink dats it foh now! i's gonna nap.
Saturday, October 15, 2011
sigh...i wike bein lazy, but dis iz weedikulous!
Friday, October 14, 2011
Thursday, October 13, 2011
OH well, dada took me on a wok! i twide to eat a an airfish feather i found, but he tod me to spit it out...but it got stuck in my jowels. : )
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Den tonite it happened again... i had to sit der while mama talked nice to dat airfish, an dat tupid airfish got pats an put a ball in a hoop! it's all tiny an it picks it up with it's sharp tupid mouwf.
Dada said dat dey shud teach daizy an me to put a ball in a hoop. i fink dat's TUPID. but if dat airfish can do it....i can do it BETTAH. we shall see.
BTW, i awmost caught dat airfish tonight when she flew from mama's chair to her tujpid smewwy cage. I waz WEEL close!! mama yelled at me an tumped me on da head, but....i'z gonna twi again anyway : )
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
it was weely late at nite, an mama had gone to dat evil-take-mama-place, wurk.
I wuz upstairs wif dada (he twide to put da gate up, but i figurahd out how to take dat off the wall, no pwoblem!) wen all of a sudden i herd da fwont door unwocking! dada usually unwoks it for mama, but dis time i herd da key...an den it opened! I wuz so surprised! I stawted scweam/gurgle/bawking all da way down da stairs! it was a weely siwwy sound, but i cudn't help it, i wuz too excited! I FLEW ovah stuff dada had in da floor, an landed in mama's lap! der were so man kisses!!!!
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Otay, so anyway, sumtimes i weelize i talk about fings dat might not make sense. so here is aw mama's winks to all her fotos of tings dat her an dada do. I figuah dis iz da best way to catch yoo aw up, in case you wonda why dey ar so weird!
dis mama's scuba fotos
dis some australia fotos
dis some siwwy australia stuff
dis some ki..yak..in in australia
Dada sez he wants mama do to dis aw da tyme, an he BOUGHT kyacks. wutevah! dey been sittin in da garage for wike, months! siwwy dada LOL
dis dada's fotos of undahwatah in australia
der is one of mama wif a giant feesh! mama, dats juss howwible.
dis mama's fotos of undawatah in australia
mama sez her expenseeve camera strobe wuz messed up...she was maaaad! she wuden't let me eat it doh, to make it bettah. oh well!
dis der birffdays befoah i came
dis some twaveling fotos befoh i came
see? dey twavel. i hope dey stop dat soon!
weck divin in san dee-eggo
not az gud az it sounds. der is no eggos der afteraw
otay so dat's all caught up now. maybe mama will stop wantin me to put up fotos now! jeez, yoo tink dis wuz her bwog or somefing! oh well, i wub mama. i gonna go give her toe kisses now!
cwick here for da snow an kissmas!
ANyway....dis shows some pictuahs fwom my furst time visiting gwandma an gwandpa up in oregon!
wook here foh wots of fotos!
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Otay, so mama an dada furst went to a far away an went horseback widing. i akshully hab met horses befoh an i dun wike dem much, so, fail, mama an dada for doing dat!
Den, dey stayed da nite wifout me, in a pwace cawd "san deee-egg-o"...at furst i was weely mad cuz i tought dat was where eggos wuz fwum, an i wanted sum, but i found out it's not so whutevah! I guess mama an dada just went down der to see more FIESH!.
dey went out on a boat (ew mama haz towd me about deze an she says she gets sick on dem ALL da time, so i'm gwad i wuzn't on a boat) an den dey went scooba divin off da boat, to see anodder boat dat was down undah da wattah! i dun wanna see a booat unda watta, an i dun wanna be on a boat! so i guess it was good dat i stayed here.
So, i akshully felt bad for mama...she got pwetty sick cuz of da boats, an she aslo got WEEL sick, like wiff snott an stuff! Ew mama! I twide to help her out an give kisses when she got home, but i guess all da fish awound here powered down my loving bowsah slobbah, cuz mama didn't get bettah :(
Oak, so mama did find som funny pictuahs to show me. One is still on dada's phone...appawently it was a painting of a guy staring at womens in da womens baffwoom. But dey had deez two to show me on mama's phone.
I guess it was more funny if you'd been der *nod nod*
Okay, so now to da odda point i need to make. Mama has WAY to much interest in odda animals besides her bowsah! Of all da tings, mama an dada brought home...you guess it...more lanfish!
Monday, September 19, 2011
Sunday, September 18, 2011
seeeeeping! dats da best!
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Bite yor hed tim!
go bak to timwand!
No, furst i bite yor HEAD tim! Den you go! NO, you stay here an get bit!
dat weminds me! i weft my bone!!!!!!!