fud, but not foh me :(

i dun know why mama keeps sayin i's allergic to fud! she says "beef" an "chicken" make me itch! Well yeah...wots of stuff make me itch!!! but it still tastes GUD! she an dada made dis, an i didn't get any :( dey mean :(

I watched dem weel gud in case dey changed der minds or dwopped some, but dey didn't :(
dey had been watchin sum toopid tv show about fud, an wante to make fud.
.......okay so, maybe it wuzn't aw bad...mama sed she felt sowwy foh me, an so water i got some bacon : )

Moma's day

I weely lub my mama!!! We went on a walkie an i picked out some flowahs foh her : ) I eespeshully wiked da ones dat smelled wike anodda dog peed on dem : )

Hike

We's went on a hike on last weekendez. It wuz okay...i got BLIZTERS on mah feets! boff my back feets on my toes : ( i dun't care until it got hot, den i wet mama an dada know by lying down, stopping, an not moving. Mama gabe me some watuh, an i finally got up...but kept stoppin more! hey, it was nice to be out but jeez! Finawee mama decided to twick me an go in fwont of dada in da wolk, so den i had to chase her. dun she know she's supposed to stay back wiff me, an we'll stop in da shade an west???
oh well, wen i gots home....i wested for SUH!

torture

i's been tortured. shuah, i am waggin my tail in da video...but doez pictuahs weely show how sad i weely am...

http://youtu.be/f04Da2JNwyc

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mah video

oh noes!

mamas went an got a jobs again! i haz only had one week wiff her! dat's a pwetty fast turnovah though mama. Oh well...back to me an daisy during da dayz. : (

Nufing much goin on

Well, mama haz been home all week wif me! Is been sleepin in an eberyting!

So da odda day dada said..."Boy, i wish i was retired" and i said..."dada, i gets wetired ebery day! Furst, i go eats breakfast, den i goes potty...an den....i gets re-tired an goes back to bed wif mama!"

tupid hoppahs

dun wanna be a hoppah... i see deez hoppahs on my walkies! tupid hoppahs

i gots tweats in da mail!

Fust, i opened da package

Den i ate da cawd! YUM!

An den daisy an i got tweats for doing twicks! I was pwetty smawt doh....i just took da tweats fwom mama's wap while daisy wolled around on  da floor.

Eating da mail!

Fank yoo Wworm foh da wate vawentines day tweats!!! It was awesome!

i is a big boy now!

I iz 14 yers owd! Well, i will be on Windsday. Dada sez dat peeple caw it 2 yers owd. Dats siwwy!

SO, foh my birfday i gots a bone, an lots of toys, an a big yummy cake! Mama sez i'm speshul. She also sed dat on my bwog i'd have to wink her facebook page agin cuz she's wazy. I guezz dats oktay i'm oktay wiff wazy!

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150700017353469.429489.829288468&type=3&l=f3a823189d

my birffdays on mamas facebooks!

seep in

mama said she an i get to seep in tomorrow! i'm gonna take all of dada's side of da bed! wite now i is lying in my be downstaiws wiff daisy (oh, an typin on da interwebs). mama spwayed my mowf wiff terrible stuff an den said my breaff was good enough, an gabe my nose kisses! Siwwy mama. oh well, i is wookin fohwad to seep! So is mama!

speshul day

mama sez der is a speshal day coming up. she sed it's someting about me, dat we're gonna celebrate! I fink i know wut it iz, but it's not happening on da write day...i fink cuz dada is gonna be going sumwhere she sed. so, she said wook forward to satuhday!

bad day :(

so, furst mama an dada left AGAIN going to dis tupid wurk pwace. DEN i was weft all awone wiff daisy...dats fine...cuz dada forgot to put up da twash today!!! mama came home, but den Pwomply WEFT again, saying she wuzn't cweaning it up an she went off to da grocery store!!!
Dada came home an while mama was gone, he chased me wiff da twash can to punish me foh just knocking it ovah a widdle, i mean sheesh.
Yeah so i ate twash an put it ebberywhere...i thought dat he WANTED me to since he weft da twash where i could get it!!!

Oh well, i got weely scared wen i got chased an den mama came home an i got into her wap. DEN she said i stunk, an i had to get a butt wash. It was so embarrassing. Dada sed dat if Mowwy McFweckles could see how i had to hab my but washed it wud be embarrassing foh me!

chased by twash an embarassing butt wipes :( bad day!!!