Tuesday, September 27, 2011

i cant beweeve it

mama an dada weft me AGAIn dis weekend! *sigh* dis tyme i had to stay wiff nana an papa...dada's momma an dada. I stayed wif daisy, an we pwayed a wot, an i wud get a dwink an den shake my head an get watah everywhere : ) dayze just usually gets a dwink an den drwools everywhere, but i wike to make a moh compwete job of tings.

Otay, so mama an dada furst went to a far away an went horseback widing. i akshully hab met horses befoh an i dun wike dem much, so, fail, mama an dada for doing dat!

Den, dey stayed da nite wifout me, in a pwace cawd "san deee-egg-o"...at furst i was weely mad cuz i tought dat was where eggos wuz fwum, an i wanted sum, but i found out it's not so whutevah! I guess mama an dada just went down der to see more FIESH!.
dey went out on a boat (ew mama haz towd me about deze an she says she gets sick on dem ALL da time, so i'm gwad i wuzn't on a boat) an den dey went scooba divin off da boat, to see anodder boat dat was down undah da wattah! i dun wanna see a booat unda watta, an i dun wanna be on a boat! so i guess it was good dat i stayed here.
So, i akshully felt bad for mama...she got pwetty sick cuz of da boats, an she aslo got WEEL sick, like wiff snott an stuff! Ew mama! I twide to help her out an give kisses when she got home, but i guess all da fish awound here powered down my loving bowsah slobbah, cuz mama didn't get bettah :(

Oak, so mama did find som funny pictuahs to show me. One is still on dada's phone...appawently it was a painting of a guy staring at womens in da womens baffwoom. But dey had deez two to show me on mama's phone.

i don't see da pwobwem here in dis one *shrug*

i guess dada tought dis one wuz funny...he said "why iz only one of der hands oversized...? an i hope der isn't any pepper in doz tacos der eatin!"
I guess it was more funny if you'd been der *nod nod*

Okay, so now to da odda point i need to make. Mama has WAY to much interest in odda animals besides her bowsah! Of all da tings, mama an dada brought home...you guess it...more lanfish!

mama sez dis one is a "wed eyed croc skink"  i akshully tink dis one is otay cuz it juss sits der while i sniff it. mama sed it's a girl an named her Dragon....mama is zilly.

So mama aweady has a landifsh like dis one, it's a...'hog-nose" snakefish. Dis one is kinda green a wittle an iz a baby boy. So now mama has a girl funny nose fish, named copper, an dis here boy wittle fish she's gonna call "peridot"...but i can't say dat wurd, s she said I can calls him Perry.

okay so dats da update! now, mama an dada DID bwing me a toy back fwom der mean-leavin-bowsah-trip...but once I wuz glad dey were home, i been glaring at dem fwom my bed. i did pway wiff da toy for a bit doh. : )

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