I fink mama haz been cheeting on me! She came home today an I just could not stop smewwing all da dogs an tings she had on her pants! She sed she had a good first day working at PetSmart...I twide to tell her dats not a pwace of work, dats where you go for interesting smells, toys, an tweats! But she insisted dat part-time every week she'd be going der wiffout me an coming home wif interesting smewwls on her pants! Ugh! Mama, you are soooo weird sometimes you do the weirdest tings!!!
I mean, she goes in da "oshun" an does "Scuuuba divin" an she has tons of snakes (land fish) an fish tanks an gah der is so much stuff dat is FISH (bad).
WHy oh WHY mama????