Mama sed she wote dis wen i was a baby. I'm gonna put it up here so you can see cuz I am a pretty gud teecher!
Everything important in life, I learned from Bowser.
It's okay if someone takes your toy, just get another. They're all over and they all need to have a good bite anyway.
Look forward to meal-times. No regrets; fill your belly. Most of the time it's what's good for you, but sometimes it might just be something delicious (like puureena), and that's okay too.
Getting comfortable can take a while. It's okay to fuss a little, but you'd save yourself a lot of trouble if you just laid on your back with your paws in the air on the first try.
Love unconditionally. It shows in your sweet eyes and effects everyone around you in a positive way.
Don't get disappointed when things don't go your way. Pick yourself up and try again. Barking and biting helps sometimes.
Become oblivious to the bath-times and ear cleanings of life. It's necessary, usually overwith fast, and you're better for it in the end anyway.
You look cute in your tight shirt, even if your pants are too big. However that shouldn't really matter to you unless someone's stuck a squeaker in them.
Having someone to wake up to is priceless. Never take that for granted or you could end up crying all day and pushing your pen to the carpet.
Never worry about what other people think... Unless they live with you or have purina, they probably don't matter anyway.
Don't stress over mistakes. Learn from them, and you can move on without someone getting out the rolled up newspaper (You can probably chew that up later though).
Let people know when you need something. It's better than feeling sorry for yourself or stinking up the room because you didn't ask for help to go outside.
Be greatful for the little things. Sometimes happiness is only a warm blanket, scrap in the kitchen, or kiss on the nose away.
Explore everything. Something is bound to be worth sinking your teeth into.