Dah memorieze

Mama sez she wemembers wen i was weawwy widdle. Dat I had a pink nose! I twide to cwoss my eyes an see mah nose but i dun see pink ...she sez der is a widdle tiny spot on da end that keeps me from being a
"show basset" ...i tink dats siwwy cuz i show people i'm a basset aw da time! Anyway, so i wooked back in da dey, to see whut she meant!

I guess i did hab a pink nose! swiwwy mama.