today, i gots a baff : (
As you can pwainwee see, i am aw wet! it is so discoraging. she, mama, worshed me everweewhare! i got sad an just laid down in da watah in da showah. i twied to tell her dat the champoo bottle said it was for babies, not bassets, but she said i wuz her baby. I haff to agree der, but baffs are tupid. Otay so den, i wuz COWLD...hewwo mama, i'm a wet basset! i pwayed for a while to stay warm, but i was screaming so much mama an dada made me stop so den i sat wif mama an twied to stay warm. it iz a hawd life.
otay, so her is where mama keeps her pictures of aw her tupid bugs an landfish.
landsfish an bugs, ew.
she keeps tewwing me dat dey are cute, but i just keep telling her back dat I'M cute, so I shuld hab aw her attenshun! Duh mama!!! An NO MOW BAFFS! sheesh!