Okay, so mama is weird. I lub her a wot, but just weird!
I guess i'd better accept dat mama is jus aways gonna be dat way. Oh well, i wub her.
Today, i herd her on dat noisy thing she puts to her ear, talking to some lady about...a...hog-nosed-snake. I dun know what dat is, but den mama towd da lady she alweady had one, so i fink it's a landfish. I sniffed around and found dis....
Anyway, i herd mama say she wanted anover one...to make dem...Breed....? i dun know what dat is, but i don't wanna nother landfish!!