buzy

powah mama...she's been wurking so much watewee! I hab been twying to get as much time wif her az i can, so i habn't been on da computah much either.
She went to da POUND (i fink dat is a bad pwace, Daisy sez she's been der an it's howwible, so i'm gwad ive never had to go der!) an brought home....you guessed it...MORE landfish! i guess deez landfish needed a home. Der iz two of dem. Bowff of dem are juss wike two odder landfeesh mama has...she cawls dem "ball pyfons". I fink mama has wike...11 landfish now...weelly!  One of dem eben i felt sowwy for because it was weely skinny. Hey, i guess eben landfish can eat *rolls eyes* wutevah, i still bite my landfish toy whenebber mama spends too much time wiff dem instead of me!

So, i guess one day wen we hab our own house mama is gonna be taking in all kind of landfish...she called it a "snake wescue". She is twying to come up wiff a name for her wescue. I suggested "toopid landfeesh pwace dat takes my mama" but she wudn't go for it =P

OH i did get to go to da dog pawk today!!! I wan and wan and WAN wiff dis one dog. I is sooo tired tonight! good funs : )

corstooms

*sigh* well dis iz wut mama did to me da oddah night. She said dat her an dada wudn't be here for tumting cawld...hawooween..? so furst i wuz wike...wut yoo not gonna be here for WUT?? i dun care wut it iz i wunna know why dey not gonna be here!!

But den i got distwackted cuz mama went an put deez on me : (

guess dis one cawd a bananaerpuss.
diss link show a nannerpuss

dis dey cawld a mad cow. dunno a cow but yeh, i wuz mad to be a cow.

dis tomting tupid i fink wike, a poweece man or somefing. i fink mama sed she got dis foh fwee fwom somewhere, an i can tell why. it's extra tupid.

i juss gabe up at dis point. it weely da final insult. mama dun dwessed me up wike a tupid landfish. member she gots all kinds o landfish...da snakesez kind, an da airfish, well dis iz a tupid pider-landfish. i dun even care no moh. dis wuz just so much tupid dat i feww aseep!

So, dat wuz my night a few nights ago. da only good ting is she didn't dwess me up wike a fish, or an air squeakah....it wuz all juss hoomilleating. at weast it wasn't a baff. *sigh!!*

organized

Az a professional organizer i had someone else type dis list up foh me.




Bowser's rules of organization:

Mama or Dada must be near at all times.
You can ONLY poop by the back fence.
You can ONLY pee in the potty box.
Exceptions: As soon as it's dark, you may only pee on the grass in the front yard. You must bug all humans and cry until you are allowed to go out the front to pee. Pooping is still okay in the back yard by the fence, but only if the porch light is on. There is no going out the back until the porch light is on.

Water must be consumed in gallons.
At night, and once upstairs, you may only drink water upstairs. If a human tries to give you water downstairs, ignore them, go upstairs, and wait by the upstairs water bowl until the human gives in and gives you water in that location.

Every night before bed it is time to play with a toy. Squeaker toys are preferred, but quite ones are acceptable if dada is already asleep.

All toys, at any time of day, must be soft and fuzzy. No socks. No rubber.
Paper can be chewed instead of a toy, but before bed there is no exception to the toy rule.

Once in the kitchen, one rug must be lied on. If mama is at the sink, take the one by the microwave. If a human is by the microwave, don't move.

When dada makes nachos, make sure to be in the kichen salivating, because he ALWAYS drops some.

When dada leaves for work, his side of the bed is forefit.

Always guard mama when she's in the bathroom. She might never come out! Plop outside the door loudly, and if she lets you in, be wary that sometimes that means it's bath-time.

Never eat pills that you're given, only eat them if you've stolen the pill bottle for them. That way you can see what you're getting.

Make sure to keep on eye on mama's chapstick at all times. Grab it as SOON as she gets up and leaves it, that way there is plenty of time to eat it before she gets back.

nuggies

went on a walk today wiff mama an dada! DEN we went to makdonawds, an mama gabe me a bite of her chicken mcnuggy! Even doh i'm not supposed to hab chicken...we came home an i kept staring at the chicken nuggies an waggin my tail, she said she coudn't wesist!
Doh she did make me wurk for it...i had to get a shampooless shampoo spray baff fiurst cuz she said i stink :(
dun she know i wurk all day on gettin dat purfeckt smell? Ugh mama.

hmm wut else....well last night mama dwessed me up in some tupid corstooms. She got pictuahs but dey iz on her phone an she iz lazy an don put dem on da computah yet.

hmm i awmost caught dat tupid airfish again da odda day, an i got yelled at, but i dun care, i iz gonna get it soon!

wets see...erm...i fink dats it foh now! i's gonna nap.

lazy day boo

so, today iz a lazy day for mama an dada. ugh, dat pwobaby means no wok, or no fun foh me. doh, sometimes lazy days turn out to be beach dayz...i kinda don't wike doez akshully cuz i get sand everywhah, an thometines i gets saltwatah (nasty fish watah) oh me. stupid feesh. alweady mama sept in wiffout me. i snuck by dada an wan up stairs to kiss mama in da face but den he got me an pulled me back down while mama sept in some MOH. i wuz pwetty happy to see her doh. i cwied an gurgled. i fink you may hab hurd my gurgle in a video. it's not a gwowel, an it's not a whine, but it's a gurgle. when mama doz it back i do it louder an den fweak out : )
sigh...i wike bein lazy, but dis iz weedikulous!

i show dem wen i'm ignored

weneveah mama an dada feed da landfish, i haveta stay in my bed. So, wut i wike to do is furst, i run in da kitchen an get my landfish toy outta da basket, den i hold it in my mouf while dey ignore me an pway wif landfish. it's twu. i hab done it a lot of times. i fink mama an dada get da idea, but dey don't stop feeding doze tupid landfish!

anodder baff

*sigh* mama makes me get in da showah now. she used to just put me in der, but sometimes she lets me go in da baffwoom wiff her. wike, she will be showahing, an i'll lie outside it. mama sez it's a weird hotel baffwoom. da sink is in da bedwoom, an da showah an da toilet-ting are behind a door an getting in der is weely hawd. I have ta go in and twi to go wite behind da door cuz odderwise der is no woom to shut da door. i'm used to it, so i do dat, but den now sometimes mama tells me to keep going an get in da showah...i twide to back up today when i weelized dats what she wanted, but i had to go in anyway :(

OH well, dada took me on a wok! i twide to eat a an airfish feather i found, but he tod me to spit it out...but it got stuck in my jowels. : )

airfish is dumb

who cares what airfish can do??


tupid airfish anyway. i iz not impwessed.

da butts

gotta put'em togever to seep bettah. keeps ya worm.

saffy

saphie is a landfish...da furst landfish akshully. i'm used to her. she's okay. none ob da odder landifish wike me, which is otay by me! tupid landfish! i'm not as nervious as i wook, here. i'm pwetty bwave. (she wuz cwaling away anyway :)

sighs..

oh mama, yoo iz a gud mama, but yor heart iz too big! i fink doh it's cool dat mama wurks at petsmawt, it's kinda bad too. she keeps coming home wiff animals...mainly landfish, dat need homes. mama, we don hab anymore woom! she got a "corn landfish snake" today. some guy wuz twying to get wid of it. oh mama...she sez she wants to "open a weptile wescue". I fink dat means "i wont to fill da house wiff landfish!"

diz haz got to end

mama came home fwom wurk yestahday an brought a TOY for dat TUPID airfish! she spent wike, haff an hour pwaying wif dat airfish an teaching it to put a ball in a basket. I watched fwom my bed an den finawwy got up an watched wite next to mama. I was ignored.
Den tonite it happened again... i had to sit der while mama talked nice to dat airfish, an dat tupid airfish got pats an put a ball in a hoop! it's all tiny an it picks it up with it's sharp tupid mouwf.
Dada said dat dey shud teach daizy an me to put a ball in a hoop. i fink dat's TUPID. but if dat airfish can do it....i can do it BETTAH. we shall see.

BTW, i awmost caught dat airfish tonight when she flew from mama's chair to her tujpid smewwy cage. I waz WEEL close!! mama yelled at me an tumped me on da head, but....i'z gonna twi again anyway : )

awergees

I got awergees sometimes I get benagrill. I wuz winning an pwayin an den benagwill got me

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not piraty enuff

I told mama dis wuz not a good enuff hawowween clothes.she Minn of agreed. And the next I knew she was GONE like longest Wurk day eveah! I fink she took it too seriously. I wonder where she weant did mama go shopping for a pirate costume? cuz dat wud be pwetty cool winch dis one sucked but noe siwy mama is gone :(

edited...sowwy da pictuah didn't show up! here it iz! dis at petsmawt!

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tupid baff

i aways hates da baffs! i got good rubs doh. An i got to seep in wiff dada today, but missed mama while she wuz at wurk. i didn't get any chicken wigs eiver...but da airfish flew ovah to mama an twide to eat some! tupid airfish! dat makes yoo a kannanabal! i fink i won't hab to try too hard to get wid ov you if yo cwazy!

>:(

mama gabe da tupid air-squeaker some hot pocket, but didn't gib any to me. i am afwaid aftuh some confuzion, i hab decided dat air-squeakah must pay.
now, i'm not a mean basset, but sharing mama, AND her fud? dis not otay!
plotting....

yestaday!

i got da best surprise evah! Mama!!!
it was weely late at nite, an mama had gone to dat evil-take-mama-place, wurk.
I wuz upstairs wif dada (he twide to put da gate up, but i figurahd out how to take dat off the wall, no pwoblem!) wen all of a sudden i herd da fwont door unwocking! dada usually unwoks it for mama, but dis time i herd da key...an den it opened! I wuz so surprised! I stawted scweam/gurgle/bawking all da way down da stairs! it was a weely siwwy sound, but i cudn't help it, i wuz too excited! I FLEW ovah stuff dada had in da floor, an landed in mama's lap! der were so man kisses!!!!

sleepin in da sun

dats how to spend da day!

one post of winks

Otay, juss to catch yoo aw up on my wife a bit. i mean w...life. see, mama an dada wike to WEAVE me a wot! it's howwible! dey do dis ting where dey weave me to go to WURK, an den one time dey weft me to go to a pwace cawd Australia....an den dey weave me to go skuba divin. Well, i FINK mama an dada arr goin to anudder pwace in Novembuh. Dats onwy at da end of dis monff! i dun want to fink about it!
Otay, so anyway, sumtimes i weelize i talk about fings dat might not make sense. so here is aw mama's winks to all her fotos of tings dat her an dada do. I figuah dis iz da best way to catch yoo aw up, in case you wonda why dey ar so weird!


http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.461560748468.263857.829288468&l=32566d3e61&type=1
dis mama's scuba fotos

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150247213208469.349036.829288468&l=c706c6ad1e&type=1
dis some australia fotos

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150205653483469.338851.829288468&l=4ad8b54625&type=1
dis some siwwy australia stuff

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150248993693469.349699.829288468&l=49b87b5c11&type=1
dis some ki..yak..in in australia
Dada sez he wants mama do to dis aw da tyme, an he BOUGHT kyacks. wutevah! dey been sittin in da garage for wike, months! siwwy dada LOL

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150246513843469.348663.829288468&l=1b6b3e7a0c&type=1
dis dada's fotos of undahwatah in australia
der is one of mama wif a giant feesh! mama, dats juss howwible.

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150246487838469.348649.829288468&l=290f347302&type=1
dis mama's fotos of undawatah in australia
mama sez her expenseeve camera strobe wuz messed up...she was maaaad! she wuden't let me eat it doh, to make it bettah. oh well!

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.235192073468.139648.829288468&l=53087a2a8f&type=1
dis der birffdays befoah i came

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.36119133468.44534.829288468&l=2c2554e0d7&type=1
dis some twaveling fotos befoh i came
see? dey twavel. i hope dey stop dat soon!

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weck divin in san dee-eggo
not az gud az it sounds. der is no eggos der afteraw

otay so dat's all caught up now. maybe mama will stop wantin me to put up fotos now! jeez, yoo tink dis wuz her bwog or somefing! oh well, i wub mama. i gonna go give her toe kisses now!

yoo missed it? again!

juss in case yoo  missed some...dis is aww my fotos again! der is sum wif dais in here too. dat doesn't mean yoo shudn't wook doh.

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.149950278468.116258.829288468&l=cfc3fc0dce&type=1
CLICK foh MOORE!

wast kwissmass

oktay so dis is anodder wink to mamas photos of my fotos! dis wuz awso wen i went to oregon. it's a wong car wide. see? OH YEH dis was wen i met SNOW!!!! its cowld but weely fun an bouncy. I awso went swed...sledding...wif mama an dayze!

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.490867788468.281478.829288468&l=e1bd7fa8b8&type=1


cwick here for da snow an kissmas!

eazy memoreez

i wuz gonna post lots of pictuahs cuz mama wikes dem....but den i found dat she has a fazebook! i totawwy know wut dat iz. i see mama pway fazeboocks gamez all da tyme wif her laptop in her wap wen I want to be da one bein in her wap!

ANyway....dis shows some pictuahs fwom my furst time visiting gwandma an gwandpa up in oregon!

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wook here foh wots of fotos!