Yesterday der was dis bone, and it was my bone, and den daisy had half da bone, but i wanted daisy's half too cuz her half was da best half. But dada wouldn't wet me hab it cuz but i wanted it! I didnt want my hawf cuz mine was all covered in dog drwool. Daisy kept gwowing at me, but i'm alpha an i shud be abble to take dat bone iffa wont!
I went outside in the fwont laun and had a poo in the bushes...haha!
I weely want purreena wite now.