I can't hewp dat i had to go outside for poo dis morning, but why did mama an dada have to wake up too, and then stay up? i wanted to go back to sweep! my day iz aww thrown off nao! i need a good nap! doe mama did gib me a bite of her yum yum breakfast! I wuv mama! i had to sit in da caw doe, for a wong time while mama an dada figured out which pwace dey wanted to eat, an den dey just decided to get food stuffs from the food store an come home! silly mama an dada!
why iz der watah from da sky today? i dun wike gettin wet!