Whew.

its been a wong past couple o months! fust, mama an dazy an i went to oregon. GUH i hate da dwive to oregon! mama's caw broke down...she said it wuz a new car an ownly a year old, but sometin cawled da 'Twansmission" went out. we were in winnimucca, an had to wide in a tow twuck 2 wong hours back to Weeno. so we staid two nights in Rrrreeeno. dats okay doh because i always find stuff on da floor in hotels : )
otay, so den we got in a new caw...it was weely big. i got hair all over it doh to make it wook bettah.
den we got to gwandma and gwandpas house! der were the weenie dogs der, and daizy an i pwayed and pwayed outside alllll dah tyme! before i knew it doh, mama was gone : ( I woke up fwom my nap one day an i couldn't find her. I could keep smelling her shoes by the door doh, so every time i walked by i smelled dem just to make sure i didn't forget her smell!
so, den i fink it was wike, tree weeks or somethin, and daisy and i ate good fud and pwayed and barked a LOT!

der is a cat der an his name is BINKS an he goes huntin. i saw him one day. he got dis ting out of da gwound an stawted eatin it. he wuldin't let me have it : ( but later, when he was dun, he let me have da HEAD! I took it an put it in my bed for later. but den when later came, i cruched it an gwandma took it away from me : ( she scweamed when she touched it doh, so that was sorta funny. i don know what the big deal was about! it's just a tasty head.

anyway, it was bedtime dis one day, an den aw of a sudden i herd a caw dat sounded familiar. wen i went outside, mama wuz der! it was mama! i wuz so hapee : )
i scweamed and scweamed.
daisy scweamed too!
der wuz huggin and lots of kisses (especially toe kisses)