waitin...

dada shud be home soon...when he gets here i wike to scream an scream!
i'm savin up da screams.

in da meantime, i'll just say dat my new favorite ting to do before bedtime is to jump on da bed an spin in a circle over an overah again, especially when mama an dada are paying attention to dat dumb "waptop" computah ting, instead of me!

aftah all, i'm way more fun!

land-feesh

so, i been busy. Mama gabe me dis pwastic jar, an it has peanut buttah in da bottom. It's been days but i fink i finally got it all out!

okay, so, mama an dada WEFT me....AGAIN...to go wook at fish in da watah. when dey came back, dey had ANODER land-fish!  see, fish is dusgusting. it stinks, it tastes bad, an it makes mama an dada leave me sometimes. dey go out in da "oshun" just to wook at more FEESH! it's terrible. So, den one day dey weft me, an came home wif dis....

it's some sort of fish...wike a land-feesh! Well den one day mama came home wif ANODER one...and den dis wast time dey brought home a BIG one. SO we have 3 land-fish!
No, i hear dat mama an dada were talking and i heard dem say dat saturday, dey are going where der are MORE LAND FISH. why are dey so cwazy? dey have a perfectly good basset here, why all da fish? a wandfish cant keep mama's feet warm while she's in da kitchen, or make sure dada got clean toes when he comes outta da shower. a land feesh just sits der. landfeesh are stupid!

hare

or, fuh. Mama says i shed my fuh eberywere. I do!! : ) I aways do, but hey it IS summah time now! More Hare! mama sez shes neber had to va-cume so much before! I kinda wish she wouldn't doh, sometimes i'm not sure about dat big noisey ting. Dayze hates it, but i just stare at it to make sure it doesn't eat me.

hawt!! soo hot!!

picks

here are some phtos of oregon

dis is how you sleep in oregon. you gotta put da nose under da foot.

DIS an DIS

iz how i feel about riding in da caw. we had stopped cuz some orange lady wuz in da rode an waving a flag. i hated it.

widing in da caw is exhaustin. sittin aw day weewy takes it outta ya.

oh an..

so, up at gwandmas house, der was dis awesome fud. like, before it was purina, but dis time it was like, bettah purina an i wanted it ALL da time, but she only gabe it to me one meal a day...odder meals it was DRY hard icky crunch fod! EW.
so, den i get home an i tink dat maybe since i was so gud while i was gone, and mama missed me so much, dat i wud get somting gud, but i just get more dry fud so i habent been eatin *nod nod* i'm on STRYKE! well, sometims i eat, but a guy gets hungry, you know? i want some o dat gud pruina : (

Den...

so, den aftah mama showed upped in oregon, we stayed and pwayed wif da weenies and gwandma an gwandpa for a while, but DEN mama went an put me an dazee BACK in da CAW an we drwove and dwove!! UGH i hate da caw...i can't stay awake i juss faw asweep an i miss aw da gud smells...
we spent da night in Winnemucca again...stupid winemucka. den we stayed two dayze wif mama's fwind who has kids. now, i kinda tink da kis R okay when dey don't pull mah ears, but i weewly don't wike da big man dat wives der. he's LOUD an big an he's not der much anyway cuz he goes to werk. anyway, JC is da widdle boy der and we play tag in da yard an it's sooo much fun an i yell an bawk an no one carees!
okay so den it was more dwivin, and DEN i stawted to recognize smells an mama was asking me "where's dada? aw we gonna see dada?" an i was wike OKAY let's see DADA MAMA!!!
an so den we got outta da car an der was dada! I screamed and scweamed AGAIN!
i had to stop screaming though (daisy kept it up for a wong time so it was okay i stopped) an i had to go check out all da smells in da house. I mean, i wuzn't der for a while an i needed to make sure tings were okay. dey were. den dada got lots of toe kisses!!!

it wuz funny too, cuz i dun care about beds cuz i sweep wif mama, but daizy came home an flopped on her bed, an den sighed reelll big, an den rolled an screamed an got up and scrwamed more!!!
silly daze.

Whew.

its been a wong past couple o months! fust, mama an dazy an i went to oregon. GUH i hate da dwive to oregon! mama's caw broke down...she said it wuz a new car an ownly a year old, but sometin cawled da 'Twansmission" went out. we were in winnimucca, an had to wide in a tow twuck 2 wong hours back to Weeno. so we staid two nights in Rrrreeeno. dats okay doh because i always find stuff on da floor in hotels : )
otay, so den we got in a new caw...it was weely big. i got hair all over it doh to make it wook bettah.
den we got to gwandma and gwandpas house! der were the weenie dogs der, and daizy an i pwayed and pwayed outside alllll dah tyme! before i knew it doh, mama was gone : ( I woke up fwom my nap one day an i couldn't find her. I could keep smelling her shoes by the door doh, so every time i walked by i smelled dem just to make sure i didn't forget her smell!
so, den i fink it was wike, tree weeks or somethin, and daisy and i ate good fud and pwayed and barked a LOT!

der is a cat der an his name is BINKS an he goes huntin. i saw him one day. he got dis ting out of da gwound an stawted eatin it. he wuldin't let me have it : ( but later, when he was dun, he let me have da HEAD! I took it an put it in my bed for later. but den when later came, i cruched it an gwandma took it away from me : ( she scweamed when she touched it doh, so that was sorta funny. i don know what the big deal was about! it's just a tasty head.

anyway, it was bedtime dis one day, an den aw of a sudden i herd a caw dat sounded familiar. wen i went outside, mama wuz der! it was mama! i wuz so hapee : )
i scweamed and scweamed.
daisy scweamed too!
der wuz huggin and lots of kisses (especially toe kisses)