Hankkercheeff!!

My fwiend Annie sent me a hankercheef! I know, i dun seem too enfoosiastic about it in da pictuahs, but dats because every pictuah i take i try to look wike da sad bassets fwom da ASPCA or summfing.  Furst, i had to sniff it out. I awso got some sniffs while i wuz wearing it, but mama missed dat cute pic. I dinnit want dat pic taken anyway, i only wike da ones where i wook sad!

Fank you Annie! Dis was a cool surpwise! I didn't wike my pic innit doh : )
Yay!

(Daisy is being jelloos in the backgwound here in dis one)

fwash

No fwash photogwafee pwease.

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Midnite snak

*yawn* mama iz stayin up wate, an so i been seepin in da downstairs bed. not as warm as upstairs, dats foh surh!
It's okay doh, makes it eaziah to get up an go out to pee, den mama gibs me a midnite snak :) wen i wake up upstairs at dis tyme i juss get towd to go bak to seep! but if mama's up aweddy, den i gets a snak! I is goin bak to seep now doh.

wee!

I's dinnit get a walkie today!!! So i be wunnin awound an playin an squeakin toys an waking up dada! hehehe Mama tweatened me with a benadril...but doze don't wurk on me anyways! hehe
I bonked mama in da head whiles we was plwayin, AN i got my nasty goopy still sick pink eye on her! YAY!!! hehehe
she said she cawed da vet again foh me..but dey didn't caw back! GUD! i's just have a sicky eye. dun care!
I totawee ate my bone aw up too. hehehe!!!

MAMAS AN DADAS DID ITS AGAIN OH SORRY MY COMPUTAH DOEZ CAPS LOCS AN I SEE IT BUT I DIDN'T DO IT

Mama an dada went to da weptile show. Dey came home wiff all dis new STUFF. Wike, stuff to put landfish in. And DEN dey had two new landifhshes! Dis top one here is called Mooglie. She's a kenyan "flame" sand boa. (otay..?)

Dus one here is a pastal ball python...mama sez she likes his green eyes. Which is trwoo...da ball pytons we hab alweady hab bwown eyes, an i wike to stare into der cages. Maybe i stare at dis one too. his name Tigger...or just tiger, if he lookin fiesty.

dis wast pic is of da old sand boa (small male) and new one...big fat female! Dey are named Googlie, and mooglie, cuz mama sez der eyes are cock-eyed and funny.
Mama an dada sez dey hab to stop wiff snakes forh a while cuz der is no moh room! uh, der bettah be cuz i need woom to chase mah tail!!!

Catch-up photos

I dun fowgot to post sum photos! So here dey are.

Heer iz mama wearing "toe-socks" an twing to howd me in her wap. I didn't wanna be der, doh, so i am stiff an not sitting wite :)

Heer yoo can see mama is wearing ME! her ears, an her shirt! siwwy mama, i shud get a shirt dad sez i wuv mama!

I waz weely seepy on new years. I twied to make da bed on da carpet lots of times but den it wuzn't comfortable. i wook sad.

Den da odda ones of deez are fwom mama's birffday! 

i didn't wanna be picked up der. but i wasn't howding still, so mama was twing to move me onto her wap.

okay mama, i wuv you. have a bad breff kiss.

Dada will giv you bad breff kiss too hehe

awww mama an dada, i wuvs you guys!

BT again

Baff time. Hab i towd yoo how dis goes? Well, i dun wike bein away fwom mama...(obviouswee, who wud?) so wen she goes into da showah, i gets to sit by da showah door, an lie on da wug. Buuut...da pwice of dis is dat wen mama finks she's done puttin stinky stuff on HER hair...den she opens da door...an calls me to come in an get a baff. SIGH! i hab to get up, sniff the area....hab her tawk weel nice to me, an den i sloooowly put one fut, den da odda fut....den i pause...den i dwag myseff in da showah, where i get lots of nice talkings, but i awso get cotton in ma ears :(
I sigh awot too.
den da watah, an it sux! but DEN der is da wubbings an da scubbings, an doze are akshully pwetty nice. I's happy to be out o der too. mama warshes showa time much fasta den dada. den we get to wub dwi on da towels, an DIS iz awaz FUN! den iz tyme to wun an jump an bite toys an bite daisy...den pee out da fwont in da gwass...den wun some moh!

I guess it no SO bad. i mean, i get up on mah own an get into da showah wen mama asks. well...i DO get lots of wubs an kisses foh dat, so maybe it's ownly mostly howwible.

Mama's birffday!

I is chasing my tail (foh weel!)  in happiness cuz it's mama's birffday! She let me lick fwosting!!!! Dat stuff is GUD.

aftah Xmas sale

Mama, it wuz not wurth convincing Dada to spend da $3.99 :(

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Kissmas?

So, i heard dis name, kissmas. so i gabe mama lots of kisses today.

It was a gud morning akshully! i got up, an den i got two new toys! i dun know why! den we went ovah to dada's pawents house, an hung out! I dun know why! I did get some tweats doh.
Den we got home, an i pwayed wif my toys again! den i fell aseep. da night is not ovah, but i know wike, twee hours or somefing wiffout a nap is way too wong for any day, even a kissmas day!

Bad mama :(

Today wuz howwible. Well it stawted off gud. We sept in, an den mama hugged me foh a while, an den we got up! We went ovah to dada's pawents house an WEFT daisy der....an den mama an one of da LANDfish, went to...da VET! I wuz happee an got on da scale by myself (51lbs) an went in da woom...an met da nurse who had da sniffles dat mama was worried of gettin germs from (lol) an i wuz fine...but wen da sniffleNurse came back in da woom,i smelled WITE away dat she had....da termomotor! I went an hid behind mama, but dat wuz da WONG ting to do...she stuck it up my butt!!!!
It was onwy downhill fwom der. I's had to hab my eye cweaned out, cuz i had.. goo in it cuz i skwatched it. i din do it on purpose. :(
i had to go in da oddah woom WIFFout mama. i wuz shakin an scawed. mama wuz weely sad, she said (hrumph) but den she wuz destwacted cuz da wandfish had to be pwobed an pwodded too. i guess it wuzzent sick doh, but had to cwean out it's nose. I kinna fewt bad for it waiter...cuz i knew how howwible da vet is! I wuz gwad to see mama again an go home.
Wen we got home, mama put da wandfish up, an den we went to go get daizy...but we stayed an mama an dada had fud cuz i guess it's dada's birffday today! den mama went to wurk...an dada an i waited foh her. we all home now, an i got cookies :)
whew...it wuz a wong day!!!

Mail

I dun sent out mail today! I shared my Punkin Molasses cookies! Whew, mama az been waizy an doing wurk insted of making cookies foh me to send out! Finawee she did it doh. Bout time mama!

Well, oddah den dat i went to da dog pawk today, an pwayed wiff a fwench buwdog. it wuz fun!

hmm i fink dats all dats been goin on! I's take a nap now!