furst, i likes to give toe kisses. den, i got downstarss dis mornin an opened up pwesents!!! but den dada got mad at me an sed it wuz too eerlee : (
pictuhs latah...
Tuesday, December 24, 2013
Saturday, August 17, 2013
been a while
deer bowsah bwog,
hewwo bwog! been a while, cuz mama been wurkin too much an coudent hewp me update. not much been goin on, neways. i's gots a new toy dah oddah day...it's a skimp! so, it's basicallly a feesh. i see skimps bein in da wata in da feesh tank.
but dis one i can bite! so i do wut must be done! i bites it good.
da odda day we, mama, dada, daisy an i wuz walkin, an at furst i was scared, but den it was ok...see some pershun drove up in da monster car ting, an yelled out da windo "dat's a beeutiful basset hund! you guys weely take care of him!" an i was like, DUH lady! furstly, mama sez i iz a pritty boy all da tyme. second....it's not eazy to keep dis fit!
see, my regimine is long. Furst, i get up in da morning. It's veery difficult..but i's finally do itz...den i go downstairs (ugh, vewy hawd wurk in da morning!)
den dada lets dayze an i go out, i do my pee (dis is ownly allowed in da fwont yard, btw) den he gives us brekky.
now, i used to wike dis brekky okay, but i hab pwetty high standards since i wike to keep healfy. lately i been twimming back an not eating brekky becuz i know i need someting better to maintain my bassetness.
so, den i haff to go to wurk...downstairs bed i hab to make it by pulling it wiff my mouf, an diggin. it's a LOT of wurk.
I put in my 4 hours or so, before i takes a break an den i go outside for da next pawt of my regimen. i gots to toast! i make my way out da doggy door, after holding it open foh a bit to let the flies come in so dey can do der daily jobs (i is polite like dat) an den i go out an i hab to lie in da sun. that's what gibes me my basset glow. Also it toasts up my dog bacteria so i smell REEL gud when i come back in da house. furst i toast one side, den i hab to roll ovah an toast da odda side!
sumtimes i get a little ober toasted, so i's come back in da house. i drink watah (which is not as good as upstairs watah) den i hab to make da bed again, and go back to seep.
about 4pm i arise fwom seep/wurk, an start keepin an eye out for dada to get home. I hab to be ready to gweet him properlee, as a bassy should!
I hold open da doggy door an let the flies change shifts, an i keep an eye out for dada.
i make suh dat wen dada an mama come home, dey know i lub dem, so i scream an scream to reassure dem.
aftuh dat, i get dinnah (again sumtimes i dun eat cuz i gotta stay twim) but den we gets walkies!
i make suh dada doesn't forget, so i sits undah da leash spot an i make gentle but loud cries of reminding foh him.
I tink walkies is da best pawt of mah jobs.
Well...aftah da walkies, i comes home, an den i is finalee allowed to be retired.
mama an dada say dey can't wait to be retired, but i'm like, guyz, i do that ebery night! i wakes up, but den i get retired again!
anyways, den i gets to take a well needed naps.
sumetimes i hab to cuddle mama, an sumetimes i need to be in da kitchen wiff dada to catch any veggies he may drop on da floow.
i make suh at about 9-9:30 i wemind mama an dada dat it's dinnah tyme.
Awso, outdoor time (onlee pee in dah fwont, poo in da back yard! der are rools to follow, after all)
befoh bed i sometimes do a little extra wurk (i hab a high standard foh wesponsability) an i make sure all da upstairs toys hab been bitten, an i make suh da beds ar all made (by running an jumping on dah bed an spinning) an den finnawwy i get some fud on a stick (dada cawls it foofpaste or sumting) an DEN i get retired, an hab to go to bed.
So, wen dat lady sez i is a purty basset, i'm like lady, it ain't easy bein dis beeutiful!
hewwo bwog! been a while, cuz mama been wurkin too much an coudent hewp me update. not much been goin on, neways. i's gots a new toy dah oddah day...it's a skimp! so, it's basicallly a feesh. i see skimps bein in da wata in da feesh tank.
but dis one i can bite! so i do wut must be done! i bites it good.
da odda day we, mama, dada, daisy an i wuz walkin, an at furst i was scared, but den it was ok...see some pershun drove up in da monster car ting, an yelled out da windo "dat's a beeutiful basset hund! you guys weely take care of him!" an i was like, DUH lady! furstly, mama sez i iz a pritty boy all da tyme. second....it's not eazy to keep dis fit!
see, my regimine is long. Furst, i get up in da morning. It's veery difficult..but i's finally do itz...den i go downstairs (ugh, vewy hawd wurk in da morning!)
den dada lets dayze an i go out, i do my pee (dis is ownly allowed in da fwont yard, btw) den he gives us brekky.
now, i used to wike dis brekky okay, but i hab pwetty high standards since i wike to keep healfy. lately i been twimming back an not eating brekky becuz i know i need someting better to maintain my bassetness.
so, den i haff to go to wurk...downstairs bed i hab to make it by pulling it wiff my mouf, an diggin. it's a LOT of wurk.
I put in my 4 hours or so, before i takes a break an den i go outside for da next pawt of my regimen. i gots to toast! i make my way out da doggy door, after holding it open foh a bit to let the flies come in so dey can do der daily jobs (i is polite like dat) an den i go out an i hab to lie in da sun. that's what gibes me my basset glow. Also it toasts up my dog bacteria so i smell REEL gud when i come back in da house. furst i toast one side, den i hab to roll ovah an toast da odda side!
sumtimes i get a little ober toasted, so i's come back in da house. i drink watah (which is not as good as upstairs watah) den i hab to make da bed again, and go back to seep.
about 4pm i arise fwom seep/wurk, an start keepin an eye out for dada to get home. I hab to be ready to gweet him properlee, as a bassy should!
I hold open da doggy door an let the flies change shifts, an i keep an eye out for dada.
i make suh dat wen dada an mama come home, dey know i lub dem, so i scream an scream to reassure dem.
aftuh dat, i get dinnah (again sumtimes i dun eat cuz i gotta stay twim) but den we gets walkies!
i make suh dada doesn't forget, so i sits undah da leash spot an i make gentle but loud cries of reminding foh him.
I tink walkies is da best pawt of mah jobs.
Well...aftah da walkies, i comes home, an den i is finalee allowed to be retired.
mama an dada say dey can't wait to be retired, but i'm like, guyz, i do that ebery night! i wakes up, but den i get retired again!
anyways, den i gets to take a well needed naps.
sumetimes i hab to cuddle mama, an sumetimes i need to be in da kitchen wiff dada to catch any veggies he may drop on da floow.
i make suh at about 9-9:30 i wemind mama an dada dat it's dinnah tyme.
Awso, outdoor time (onlee pee in dah fwont, poo in da back yard! der are rools to follow, after all)
befoh bed i sometimes do a little extra wurk (i hab a high standard foh wesponsability) an i make sure all da upstairs toys hab been bitten, an i make suh da beds ar all made (by running an jumping on dah bed an spinning) an den finnawwy i get some fud on a stick (dada cawls it foofpaste or sumting) an DEN i get retired, an hab to go to bed.
So, wen dat lady sez i is a purty basset, i'm like lady, it ain't easy bein dis beeutiful!
Monday, April 1, 2013
burffday
fursday wuz my birffday! but saturday mama made me a cake, an den dayzee an me went to liska an callie's house (an monty an tessa were der, too)
so, dada came up wiff da idea to hab a huuuge penut buttah an jelly sandwhich! DELISH!! but dada got GWAPE jelly...so mama made it...den wemembered dat i, as a dog, is not supposed to hab gwape! so we wiped it offs. but da pizza crust wiff buttah was GUD!
we had pawty games, an i had a pwesent, but da toopid ting was dat i had to dwess up :(
Dis me openin pwesent
http://youtu.be/buW3MAIMKy8
dis me playin wif da wooden ting that gibes tweats!
daisy is scweaming in da background cuz she wanted dinnar.
http://youtu.be/UKRwWjdj9v4
ovahall...waz a gud birffday : )
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Musckells
Dada an I hab been walkin moh den 4 miyles a day, eberry evening! I am so buff! I've got big muckells! I oz wuff an tuff type!
I cub benchpwess wike, 3 pownds. I oz like basset iron man.
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
cwazy walkies
boy, we's been on so many walkies dat were LONG lately!
we's dune hikes, an now dada iz walkin me an daizy to diz pawk, an we walks an walks!
i gots sore paws, an mama sed we had to take shorter ones! boo...juss cuz my skin is commin off! who cares? dun needs skin!
oh wells. mamas been wurkin a wot, an going to "cwasses" :( i hates wurk and classes! it means less mama time! BOOO!
well, i gots to convince dada it's still otay to take long walks!
we's dune hikes, an now dada iz walkin me an daizy to diz pawk, an we walks an walks!
i gots sore paws, an mama sed we had to take shorter ones! boo...juss cuz my skin is commin off! who cares? dun needs skin!
oh wells. mamas been wurkin a wot, an going to "cwasses" :( i hates wurk and classes! it means less mama time! BOOO!
well, i gots to convince dada it's still otay to take long walks!
Friday, February 15, 2013
hazpee vawentwines bay
i made dis foh my vaweentwine mowwy. mama wuz not onwine yestuhday, sos iput it onwine nows!
i hope yous get some peanut buttah foh vaw..vow...valwentines day, mowwy!
i hope yous get some peanut buttah foh vaw..vow...valwentines day, mowwy!
PS aweso mama cudn't decide which pic of me wuz da cutest so here is dem aw!
Friday, January 11, 2013
cwean toys!
mama washed my toys! she took dem an put dem in da big loud machiney ting, an dey came out all cwean an eben doh i hab dis toy for a whole year, it's wike...what is dis toy?? must be New toy!!!
dis daisy
dis wut daizy does wen she wants her dinnah at liska's house. i hab no idea what she is doin dat foh!
wwwwhuissel?
da odda day...mama found somefing howwible. its loud, an she points it at me, an air comes out an hits me in da face, an it's LOUD. i thought she was gonna get me wiff it! i mean, it's just mama...so i guess i was otay but dat ting was howwible!!
pwezants!
Dayzee an i gots to open toys! furst, da toy was aw fun cuz i gots to twear it up! den i got a soft toy out! but bolff da toy an da fun papuh ar boff mine. i dun let daisy have nun of dem!
Allllll da pwesents ar mine!!!
Allllll da pwesents ar mine!!!
singing horror!
dis ting, mama an dada bwought home...i swear i dun know if dey otay in da head sumtimes. so, it's all kissmass an stuff, an der is all kinds of cool stuff to sniff...but dis one was NOT write! it moved an was too loud!
tewwible!
tewwible!
bite!
i wuz playin wiff mama...i got her gud! she twies to get my feets an tickles me sometimes but i sed..NO mama, i bites yoo furst!!
http://youtu.be/17IVJKbH42w
http://youtu.be/17IVJKbH42w
Wizkahs
Dey are tewwibul! I dun know wut dey are. mama an i found a big HAIR ting, dat smells wike ME. an...it POKES me...i hates'em!
ebery now an den i find one...in da bed, or on da flooh...an makes me mad!
http://youtu.be/wkK1IHMX-Tw
Mad at whiskuh
ebery now an den i find one...in da bed, or on da flooh...an makes me mad!
http://youtu.be/wkK1IHMX-Tw
Mad at whiskuh
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