i gots tweats in da mail!

Fust, i opened da package

Den i ate da cawd! YUM!

An den daisy an i got tweats for doing twicks! I was pwetty smawt doh....i just took da tweats fwom mama's wap while daisy wolled around on  da floor.

Eating da mail!

Fank yoo Wworm foh da wate vawentines day tweats!!! It was awesome!

i is a big boy now!

I iz 14 yers owd! Well, i will be on Windsday. Dada sez dat peeple caw it 2 yers owd. Dats siwwy!

SO, foh my birfday i gots a bone, an lots of toys, an a big yummy cake! Mama sez i'm speshul. She also sed dat on my bwog i'd have to wink her facebook page agin cuz she's wazy. I guezz dats oktay i'm oktay wiff wazy!

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150700017353469.429489.829288468&type=3&l=f3a823189d

my birffdays on mamas facebooks!

seep in

mama said she an i get to seep in tomorrow! i'm gonna take all of dada's side of da bed! wite now i is lying in my be downstaiws wiff daisy (oh, an typin on da interwebs). mama spwayed my mowf wiff terrible stuff an den said my breaff was good enough, an gabe my nose kisses! Siwwy mama. oh well, i is wookin fohwad to seep! So is mama!

speshul day

mama sez der is a speshal day coming up. she sed it's someting about me, dat we're gonna celebrate! I fink i know wut it iz, but it's not happening on da write day...i fink cuz dada is gonna be going sumwhere she sed. so, she said wook forward to satuhday!

bad day :(

so, furst mama an dada left AGAIN going to dis tupid wurk pwace. DEN i was weft all awone wiff daisy...dats fine...cuz dada forgot to put up da twash today!!! mama came home, but den Pwomply WEFT again, saying she wuzn't cweaning it up an she went off to da grocery store!!!
Dada came home an while mama was gone, he chased me wiff da twash can to punish me foh just knocking it ovah a widdle, i mean sheesh.
Yeah so i ate twash an put it ebberywhere...i thought dat he WANTED me to since he weft da twash where i could get it!!!

Oh well, i got weely scared wen i got chased an den mama came home an i got into her wap. DEN she said i stunk, an i had to get a butt wash. It was so embarrassing. Dada sed dat if Mowwy McFweckles could see how i had to hab my but washed it wud be embarrassing foh me!

chased by twash an embarassing butt wipes :( bad day!!!

Watchin landfish eat

sumtimes mama an dada feed da landfeesh. Now, sum ob yoo out der may not wike to see da wandfish eat, cuz dey are eating nasty ded mouses! But you can see here dat i am watchin dis landfesh eat anyway. it's kinda interestin...

dis is sumfing cawd a "hognose snake"....an it iz a baby dat mama iz feeding. he gets weely excited an wiggles, an den he hisses at it! stoopid landfish!

Click here to see a snake eat