Mom an dayzee an dada an I been bwingin dusty junk into da house. At first dis wiz fun, but den Der wiz fix big pointy fing dat dada shook dat scared me! Waiter I found it was a ...yeah...FAKE outside twee! In da house!!? I ez getting fussed at aw da tyme cuz I ez bwingin in bwanches an sticks an bark. I also finds "kompost" dat dada twies to puts in da pwants, even doh mama tells him not to. I ez gonna assume she's tied hims not to being in big fake tweed too, since he dids it anyways!