oh noes!

mamas went an got a jobs again! i haz only had one week wiff her! dat's a pwetty fast turnovah though mama. Oh well...back to me an daisy during da dayz. : (

Nufing much goin on

Well, mama haz been home all week wif me! Is been sleepin in an eberyting!

So da odda day dada said..."Boy, i wish i was retired" and i said..."dada, i gets wetired ebery day! Furst, i go eats breakfast, den i goes potty...an den....i gets re-tired an goes back to bed wif mama!"

tupid hoppahs

dun wanna be a hoppah... i see deez hoppahs on my walkies! tupid hoppahs

i gots tweats in da mail!

Fust, i opened da package

Den i ate da cawd! YUM!

An den daisy an i got tweats for doing twicks! I was pwetty smawt doh....i just took da tweats fwom mama's wap while daisy wolled around on  da floor.

Eating da mail!

Fank yoo Wworm foh da wate vawentines day tweats!!! It was awesome!

i is a big boy now!

I iz 14 yers owd! Well, i will be on Windsday. Dada sez dat peeple caw it 2 yers owd. Dats siwwy!

SO, foh my birfday i gots a bone, an lots of toys, an a big yummy cake! Mama sez i'm speshul. She also sed dat on my bwog i'd have to wink her facebook page agin cuz she's wazy. I guezz dats oktay i'm oktay wiff wazy!

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150700017353469.429489.829288468&type=3&l=f3a823189d

my birffdays on mamas facebooks!

seep in

mama said she an i get to seep in tomorrow! i'm gonna take all of dada's side of da bed! wite now i is lying in my be downstaiws wiff daisy (oh, an typin on da interwebs). mama spwayed my mowf wiff terrible stuff an den said my breaff was good enough, an gabe my nose kisses! Siwwy mama. oh well, i is wookin fohwad to seep! So is mama!

speshul day

mama sez der is a speshal day coming up. she sed it's someting about me, dat we're gonna celebrate! I fink i know wut it iz, but it's not happening on da write day...i fink cuz dada is gonna be going sumwhere she sed. so, she said wook forward to satuhday!

bad day :(

so, furst mama an dada left AGAIN going to dis tupid wurk pwace. DEN i was weft all awone wiff daisy...dats fine...cuz dada forgot to put up da twash today!!! mama came home, but den Pwomply WEFT again, saying she wuzn't cweaning it up an she went off to da grocery store!!!
Dada came home an while mama was gone, he chased me wiff da twash can to punish me foh just knocking it ovah a widdle, i mean sheesh.
Yeah so i ate twash an put it ebberywhere...i thought dat he WANTED me to since he weft da twash where i could get it!!!

Oh well, i got weely scared wen i got chased an den mama came home an i got into her wap. DEN she said i stunk, an i had to get a butt wash. It was so embarrassing. Dada sed dat if Mowwy McFweckles could see how i had to hab my but washed it wud be embarrassing foh me!

chased by twash an embarassing butt wipes :( bad day!!!

Watchin landfish eat

sumtimes mama an dada feed da landfeesh. Now, sum ob yoo out der may not wike to see da wandfish eat, cuz dey are eating nasty ded mouses! But you can see here dat i am watchin dis landfesh eat anyway. it's kinda interestin...

dis is sumfing cawd a "hognose snake"....an it iz a baby dat mama iz feeding. he gets weely excited an wiggles, an den he hisses at it! stoopid landfish!

Click here to see a snake eat

hoppah!

Otay...so mama an dada hab had dis ting foh a while, but i nevah paid much attenshun to it. Den, da odda day, it got on da flooah...an i wealized what an AWESOME toy dis could be! Dada an i chased it acwoss da floah, an den he put it away : (  But i found out where it lives, an now i watch it EACH day, to see if it's gonna get out again! If it does, i'm gonna get it!

It's cawd a Hoppah! Doh mama cawd it a "pixie fwog" an said it's name was "NomNOM".

So, i awsoh caught dis hoppah watching a landfish. It was watching a landfish, while anodder landfish was watching IT. Da hoppah wanted to eat da top landfish, an was hopping....an ebery time it hopped, da bottom landfish wanted to eat it! (I guess da bottom landfish eats hoppahs in "da wild".)

Whutevah, i just know dat i am weady to catch dat hoppah if it evah gets out again!!

Jorb

mama got a new jorb...ja...job!
she is wurkin at petsmart foh dis week...an DEN she is going to go back to somefing cawd "clerical" wurk...where she makes twice as much mohney an wurks "full time". I dun know what dat means...but i fink it has somefing to do wiff not being home...so i dun know about dat. She's onwee wurking about 20 hours a week frwom petsmawt (i know how long hours are cuz i count dem until i can skweem dat she's home!)

So...she sed she'd be working 40 hours a week! i fink dat is HOWWIBLE. but she's doin somefing cawd customer service, an will be gone on Sundays...so dat is a day i get to spend wiff dada. Den, she will have a day during da week to spend juss her an me! So it's like i'm only awone (wif daisy) foh 4 days. I guess dats bettah dan all da days *sigh*

well, der is not much going on odder dan dat! I's been walkies, an had tweats, an i's still gettin my eyes cleaned out every day :( it's icky. i fink i's got allergies!
my wegs hab been sore, too, cuz dada an i's been on walkies an i found out i can WUN an chase wabbits!!
My fwont leg always is wobbly, but now i gots a back leg dat wobbles too. i kinda had a rough week...but i's still lookiing foward to my special mama days! And she says i gets more bones cuz she'll make more money! i wike bones!!

Hankkercheeff!!

My fwiend Annie sent me a hankercheef! I know, i dun seem too enfoosiastic about it in da pictuahs, but dats because every pictuah i take i try to look wike da sad bassets fwom da ASPCA or summfing.  Furst, i had to sniff it out. I awso got some sniffs while i wuz wearing it, but mama missed dat cute pic. I dinnit want dat pic taken anyway, i only wike da ones where i wook sad!

Fank you Annie! Dis was a cool surpwise! I didn't wike my pic innit doh : )
Yay!

(Daisy is being jelloos in the backgwound here in dis one)